Take me away;

Well, woke up super early & prepared for church <: Went to bathe & stuffs then cabbed to church. Had service & stuffs then after sevice, ate a little then slack slack then went to eat @ parkway then bussed to Tampines. Bought sister's tuner then bussed back home, reached home bathe & watched teevee. Played computer, Elaine came over. Slacked slacked, h2h talk <: Then she went home, had dinner then talked on the phone with Elaine. Currently talking to Darren, he's telling me all his lame jokes.! Elaine's calling in <:

Lame jokes !
你妈妈high, 你妈妈fly, 你妈妈变成'gong dai dai' ! <:
你是猪吗?
On the first day of christmas, your parents said to you ! "You very xialan ! ".
Hokkien <:
Person 1: Li nia si, si mi mia?
Person 2: Kan lin lao bu
Person 1: Li gong shi mi jiao wei?
Person 2: Wo gong li boh lan jiao
p/s: Credits to my stupid retarded boy, his retarded-ness ! DarrenKohWenShuo (: